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Simply because we may both be in Heaven, that doesn't mean that you get to...automatically...float right up and hug me...this needs to be understood...

Co-worker..."My boyfriend and I finally got a puppy!"...

Me..."Oh that's great...nothing like a pup..."...

Co-worker..."Yeah it's so cute!"...

Me..."They're so much fun when they're little, they're like your baby..."...

Co-worker..."Oh definitely my little baby!"...

Me..."Guess you don't need to have a baby with your boyfriend now that you have a fur baby..."...

Co-worker..."Oh no, we are still going to have babies, we're just waiting until he matures more..."...

Me..."Yeah, your boyfriend is a little immature..."

Co-worker..."I'm talking about the puppy!"...

Me..."Oh...yeah...of course..."...

Co-worker...~Walks away~...